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Vol. 01 — Dispatches from the water line

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We're building an autonomous robot for lakes nobody funds. This is the unedited paper trail — the breakages, the data, the 90%-accurate hallucinations.

Keep scrolling. It gets worse (better).

Overheard at trial 14

“Nobody is coming to fix this lake. So we built the thing that would.”

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